For those of you who don't already know, I seem to often get attacked or threatened by random animals. I don't really know why but it just kinda happens. It all started about three years ago. I don't know why and I don't know how....all I know is that it's always completely random.
So I was on my way home from church tonight, and I realized that the porch light probably wouldn't be on because I hadn't been home all day and neither had Min V. (my landlord). Pulling up to the driveway, I turned my bright lights on to make sure that there were no nocturnal animals lurking in the grass (I'll have to do a blog on why this was the first thought that came to my mind--->other random animal encounters). I felt at peace when I saw that the coast was clear.
So I walk up to the front door with key in hand, and it takes me like 3 minutes just to open the thing (of course). Suddenly.......
I got in. Ha ha. (Suspenseful, huh?) Lol. So I make it safely into the house put my stuff in my room, then low and behold I realize I left my Butterfinger Sonic Blast in the car. "Aww man," I mutter and snap my fingers. So, I make my way back outside. As I walk out to the porch, closing the door behind me, this huge bat looking thing head towards my head. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" I scream, as I run to my car.
So why didn't I run back into the house, you ask? Two reasons:
1. I was afraid the the bat looking thing might make its way into my humble abode, and
2. I wasn't going to dare let my Butterfinger Sonic Blast go to waste.
So I run to my car, grab my Butterfinger Sonic Blast along with a tennis ball I found in the car, hoping to somehow protect myself if the bat looking thing was still at the porch. Low and behold ...there it was, chilling on a brick directly left to the front door.
"How do I get into the house without getting mauled by this psycho bat looking thing?" I ask myself. Oh handy dandy little tennis ball.
Boom!
Strike 1.
"A little higher." Boom!
Strike 2.
"Higher".
Splat.
"Just Right!"
Just kidding. I didn't annihilate the little bat looking thing, but I did hit close enough to scare it away and run into the house holding my prized Butterfinger Sonic Blast as a shield over my head. I wont be going back outside tonight.
Oh the life of the King's Princess.
