For those of you who don't already know, I seem to often get attacked or threatened by random animals. I don't really know why but it just kinda happens. It all started about three years ago. I don't know why and I don't know how....all I know is that it's always completely random.
So I was on my way home from church tonight, and I realized that the porch light probably wouldn't be on because I hadn't been home all day and neither had Min V. (my landlord). Pulling up to the driveway, I turned my bright lights on to make sure that there were no nocturnal animals lurking in the grass (I'll have to do a blog on why this was the first thought that came to my mind--->other random animal encounters). I felt at peace when I saw that the coast was clear.
So I walk up to the front door with key in hand, and it takes me like 3 minutes just to open the thing (of course). Suddenly.......
I got in. Ha ha. (Suspenseful, huh?) Lol. So I make it safely into the house put my stuff in my room, then low and behold I realize I left my Butterfinger Sonic Blast in the car. "Aww man," I mutter and snap my fingers. So, I make my way back outside. As I walk out to the porch, closing the door behind me, this huge bat looking thing head towards my head. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" I scream, as I run to my car.
So why didn't I run back into the house, you ask? Two reasons:
1. I was afraid the the bat looking thing might make its way into my humble abode, and
2. I wasn't going to dare let my Butterfinger Sonic Blast go to waste.
So I run to my car, grab my Butterfinger Sonic Blast along with a tennis ball I found in the car, hoping to somehow protect myself if the bat looking thing was still at the porch. Low and behold ...there it was, chilling on a brick directly left to the front door.
"How do I get into the house without getting mauled by this psycho bat looking thing?" I ask myself. Oh handy dandy little tennis ball.
Boom!
Strike 1.
"A little higher." Boom!
Strike 2.
"Higher".
Splat.
"Just Right!"
Just kidding. I didn't annihilate the little bat looking thing, but I did hit close enough to scare it away and run into the house holding my prized Butterfinger Sonic Blast as a shield over my head. I wont be going back outside tonight.
Oh the life of the King's Princess.
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ReplyDelete1. "nocturnal animals lurking in the grass" very funny
2. "So I walk up to the front door with key in hand" key in hand..obvious signs that you have to do this all the time
3. the actual part when the bat flies at your head LOL..LOL that had to be scary (reminds me of my bird experience...my next blog)
4. a tennis ball??? lol!!! really?!! hahaaaaa unless you are a pro baseball player, it's pretty hard to through a ball at a moving object and actually hit it lol
5. EWWWW you hit it? ok but first of all, you said you had A tennis ball...that means ONE. how were you able to do that?
6. L O L you used your butterfinger sonic blast as a shield over your head lol!! what if it flew overhead and pooped in it? you wouldn't know if it was in there bc they poop white. gross!! you ate bat poop LOL!! jk
very good blog. two thumbs up high
3. love the paragraph long blank suspense haha funny